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Step One: Don’t Step in Anything
What are five simple exercises to do at home? No equipment needed, just a cat and a lint roller.
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Mom
Which relationship has taught you the most about yourself? Everyone has that one person who could negotiate a ceasefire and a discount in the same breath.
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What’s the Funny Story from Today?
What are some life hacks that you practice? One weird question a night is apparently all my gut flora needed.
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The 5-Step, Fail-Proof Method to DIY Your Own Pixie Cut
A rigorously tested, professionally unqualified method.
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Everyone Else Is Facing That Way. I Have Thoughts.
What’s one thing you wish you had started doing earlier in life? Being human comes with a lot of fine print. I’m finally reading mine.
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How to Ruin Your Body With a Paintbrush
Turns out my extinction-level event doesn’t need AI. It has a paintbrush.
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My Cholesterol Is Fine. My Evenings Are Not.
The real midlife crisis is realizing you don’t know how to buy a mango.
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